It’s been a while
Wow… to think I forgot about this site O_o
Wow… to think I forgot about this site O_o
Just… wow
Put the word ‘vagina’ into a TV show title or movie :]
Big Vagina’s House
Full Vagina
How I Met Your Vagina.
Journey To The Centre Of The Vagina
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Vagina
Fairly Odd Vaginas
The Big Vagina Theory
V for Vagina
When she acts shy
Say I Love You
When she runs away from you
Chase her
When she puts her face near yours
Kiss her
When she kicks and punches you
Hold her tight
When she is silent
She’s thinking of how to say I Love You
When she ignores you
She wants all your attention
When she pulls away
grab her by the waist and never let go
When you see her at her worst
tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL!
When she screams at you
Tell her you love you love her you mean it
When you see her walking
Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss
When she’s scared
Hold her and tell her everything will be ok cause she’s with you
When she looks like something is the matter
Kiss her and tell her not to worry.
Found this in a chain E-mail from a friend of mine. As I hate chain e-mails I was going to reply to her saying: “Why? Just why the hell to do you bother with this ‘if 20 friends reply to this e-mail your crush will kiss you tomorrow’ shit?!”.Then I realised that sadly, as an elder, I can’t tell her that it is bullshit because she has become a person who has been rejected too many times that she now needs something to believe in. She wants to have someone to hold her so badly that she is willing to believe in anything. As I am now someone in a relationship, even as a friend, I can’t even give her my opinion as it is now not the same level as hers.
I can’t decide if I want her to be in a relationship not because I find it sickening that people can get to this point, believing that an e-mail can bring you love. Only you can actually find it. These things happen by chance but you can’t be looking for them. Go outside, socialise, exercise, play on the fucking swings anything BUT sitting around waiting for replies to an e-mail!!!
Although she is a really good friend, refuse to reply to the e-mail at all, I feel now that I am now one step closer to greater understanding ^^
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